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So, with all that controversy of the past, what will Gerwig, Robbie and Friends do with this movie about dolls that have eyes that never blink? Oh, no … are they never going to blink either? How bendable will their legs be? So many questions. At one point, Mattel added a wedding ring to Midge’s hand to try and please the fainting public, but the doll was later taken off the shelves because it just seemed easier than trying to appease the unappeasable. Alan was sold separately, mind you, but that didn’t matter because “Save the nuclear family!” and “Bad messaging!” and also just people loving to complain about something.
See, Midge’s boyfriend Alan wasn’t packaged along with her, which according to some people was where the line between right and wrong had to be drawn. Simba when that rat and pig made him perform a musical number 20 minutes after his dad died. I mean that guy is a special kind of fucked up. Of course, the absurdity level immediately increased at the release of this pregnant doll, because of all the things people were complaining about, the biggest objection apparently involved Midge having a baby, alone. Imagine being the sick fuck who is not only gay.but is attracted to Siamese twins. Some blatant Baby Propaganda at work here, folks. They “realized how much girls liked White Claw and how funny White Claw memes are, so they needed to jump on the bandwagon, thinking it’ll make girls relate to them and want to talk to them more.That’s Midge, Barbie’s best friend, who carried a baby in her otherwise hollow stomach for … reasons? Who wanted this? Also, wow, having an actual baby is just the complete opposite of this quick and easy fantasy. It was inevitable that the bros appropriated White Claw culture, Liana says. And rightfully, she would like the respect she’s due. Updated regularly with new meme sounds and music to a large soundboard. She and her college friends created the hilarious White Claw Gang Instagram and Twitter accounts in October 2018. , the largest soundboard dedicated to memes.
Liana, a 24-year-old data scientist in Seattle, is the name that should be on all of our lips. ‘Is kissing the bros gay’ videos, and laughing, and making a joke. My heart is full.Ĭlass of 23 advice! a well balanced diet is key to academic success so don’t forget your food pyramid! There are also memes, YouTube compilations, and sweatshirts with sayings like: It’s not gay. The Claw bros have one powerful weapon in their arsenal: memes.Ī post shared by Caleb Henley on at 6:29pm PDTĪ Whiteclaw in one hand, a fully charged juul in the other, a Chainsmokers song coming out of my airpods. These Claw bros came to power in June after YouTuber Trevor Wallace posted a viral video titled “*drinks White Claw once*.” He satirized Hawaiian-shirt-wearing, spiky-haired dudes saying shit like, “Ain’t no laws when you’re drinking Claws, baby!” and “I only drink White Claws on days that end in -y. “Throw a dart at my fraternity composite, and you’ll find a guy who’s into hard seltzer,” one anonymous frat boy told BI. Emersonians are proud of their very own internet meme, Emerson Kid Lion, a lion donning a. According to Business Insider, “Claw is the law for American bros.” Welcome to Emerson College, now complete with bros and gays. Through a heteronormative rejiggering to make the drink appeal more masculine, the Claw bros are reinforcing a tired trope that drinks must be gendered.
But over the past few months, straight men - the group who once looked down upon us for our beloved sparkling beverage - have made White Claws the drink of Hot Boy Summer. White Claw, a spiked seltzer, launched in 2016 as the drink of sorority girls, gay men and calorie-counting twentysomethings.